On the topic of henchmen, Wayne Pevsloc, a former diver from Kyrgyzstan once had a henchman named Shithead. Shithead was a kindly chap with chapped lips and a packet of peas for a left foot. Shithead’s cousin Zachariah Xy Wun Vo Ty who always one that game where you add the value of the letters in your name together to come up with a number and see ( Read more... )

“hello” said God ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there lived an Albanian circus monkey known as Sardine the Portuguese Farming Ostrich. One day Sardine went to depol and changed his name to Bert (mostly because it is easier to type and remember how to spell), Bert the Nostradamus Impersonator From Knoxville, Texas Who Always Ate An Egg Before Becoming Ill From The Knox-ious Fumes ( Read more... )

well i think both the magical plurodinonarosours are just gay because they don't have the amazing magic that pulses through the veins of Bing Crosby's neice arnold who once tied the bad magical plurodinonarosour to the wheel of fortune and then the magical plurodinonarosour span around going "wee wee i am your neighbor" and then ate a boiled ( Read more... )

once upon a time there lived an armadillo, his name was Gordon. Gordon loved to play badminton, which he wasnt very good at and sometimes was an egg. i ate an egg once it tasted like egg. tasting is done with the head. heads are good, they have brains in them sometimes. i ate a brain once, it used to be in the head of a sheep named Bart. Bart lived ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful prince named Albert. Albert was a cow named Block. Albert’s best friend was a smelly donkey without a brain named Geoff. Geoff and Albert loved to go to the park and play Counter Strike on Sexbox 24. One day Geoff and Albert were in the park when a moose fell out of the sky and said ( Read more... )

sometomes people like to be a nostril, most days in fact.
candles are not for looking into.
rakes do not eat your food, luckily!
sock puppets are made out of socks.

buttocks, you never know when you might need some buttocks.
they are an essential part of day to day life.
cow
muddle puddle chuddle moo
poo
ALBERTINI!!!!!
YOURDANOB!!!!!
oh! well we can do without that!

Once upon a time there lived a cattle prod, his name was Maddock and he lived in a paddock, so he was known as Maddock of the paddock. One day Maddock met a woman, she was obese and her name was Ling Chow Bertha ( Read more... )

take me to the moon book and show me where those little children get all their lost milage from ( Read more... )