Holy crap, some DUDE has my name on twitter, what the hell?!?1

That's right, internet!

Me and my new friend(or ENEMY? I AM WATCHING YOU) Toshieie(or whatever) will win the world of gum!

Oh what the hell. I don't even LOOK like Steve Ressel.

WHATEVER FINE DON'T RECOGNIZE ME IN MY DESPERATE CRY FOR ATTENTION I DON'T EVEN CARE

DON'T LISTEN TO THE PRETENDER

IT LIES

Guys! Guys! I FOUND THE STOP N' SWOP!

SO WHO THINKS RAREWARE IS AWESOME?

Steve Ressel is a liar and a slanderer! There is no porn to be had here!

kekekekekekeke

I AM A BANANA!