I really would like to thank all of you who made nyc the most fun this past week. nyc destroyed me definitely.
pink volcano, you are on the top of the list I would like to thank.

xoxoxo
abe

what do you want for christmas
besides plastic surgery?

we don't care who you are or what you're trying to be,
we don't care if you think your life is grand because it probably isn't, not with us not in it, so keep your mouth shut and smile into your own mirror because it's probably the only person that cares about you.


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I wore this our today to go look for a job, I think that if I looked like the last picture with that pissed off, hung over look...I might never get a call back.

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how fucking romantic


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what the fuck am I doing here? It looks like I'm blowing a kiss but I think I'm just spitting in your face but only because you are so lucky...haha bastards.

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I got stopped by the cops coming back from the train today,
they asked why I was walking home with an open beer bottle...
what the fuck do you answer to that?
because I'm fucking thirsty, you shithead.


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I shouldn't be allowed in public ever.
ever.
cage me feed me cabbage,
I am the sea turtle!