How d'you do, everyone!
I'm a scarecrow. But I'm not a very good scarecrow. The crows aren't very scared of me.
Today I met a nice man, and I scared him! And he said I should show all of you too, so you can tell me if it's scary or not!
Is this scary?
*SCARECROW STRIP TEASE TIME!*
*and he's unbuttoning his shirt, straw's starting to slide out...*
*...pulling the shirt right off, and maybe gyrating a little bit...*
*...and here go the pants, as he slowly falls into a pile of straw...*
((Cal, this is
ALL YOUR FAULT.))