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[tuesdere]

[chances are, a gorilla just grabbed you and threw you in the hot water. or you may be lucky, and wet because you wanted to be.]

[ ooc | I AM NOT HOSTING THIS but bored enough to throw my lineup around anyway. ]

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[threshprince]

[You are thrown in head-first, fully-clothed, and end up bashing your POROUS CRANIAL PLATE on the bottom of the pool.]

[alltheirons]

[Because your incessant luck would never allow otherwise, you are clothed and untouched! Barring your boots, because it seemed like a good idea to sit here, dangle your legs in the water and see what happens.

And cackle at Karkat. Loudly.]

[threshprince]

[You surface, spluttering, and attempt to scream something that may have been 'BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH', except this is overtaken by coughing, due to inhaling water.

You goddamn spluttering pansy.]

[alltheirons]

[You attempt a predictable, albeit classy GOLF CLAP. It is an overwhelming success, of course.]

You need to work on your gr8ce, 8r8ve leader.
8ut I'll give you an 8 for entert8nment!

[threshprince]

[You use the flat side of your SICKLE to send as big a wave as you can manage at the HUGE BITCH.]

[alltheirons]

[And now you're sopping wet. Really, god tier powers? Really?]

Don't m8ke me try to drown you.

[threshprince]

'TRY TO'?
WHAT'S THIS?
IS THE OH-SO-MIGHT GOD TIER HAVING DOUBTS ABOUT HER ABILITY TO KILL ONE TROLL?

[alltheirons]

8y no means.
8ut if you take the r8 at which your luck has 8een downspiraling into consider8tion, I'm wondering if Camp won't do me the f8vor 8efore I even dirty my hands.
It's so sweet of you to accuse me of some hum8leness, though!

[threshprince]

OF COURSE.
I CAN NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD.

[alltheirons]

And why would you want to?
You'd have less reason to insult me with every 8reath you t8ke.

[threshprince]

PLEASE.
I HAVE FAR BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN WASTE MY BREATH ON YOU.

[youmustlickit]

[There's pretty much no way you aren't going to laugh at that.]

[threshprince]

HJGJLKHGFLKHFAGKHJL.

[youmustlickit]

[While you're busy laughing, a gorilla comes up from behind and shoves you in on top of your sodden matesprit]

4SKHFHSJD4FNDS

[threshprince]

[While normally, you would not object to having a soaking matesprit on top of you, under the circumstances, you think you would rather breathe.

Pity you're underwater again from that!]

[youmustlickit]

[The problem here is, you don't actually know how to swim. Being a LANDDWWELLER, you've always had the common sense to avoid bodies of water. So you're just going to flail vaguely in the direction of the surface.]