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[shadow_bum]

[there's a table of snacks set up just outside the mess hall. There's a variety of things: fruits, cakes, rice crispy treats and more. Everything on there looks absolutely delicious -- as the young ninja could attest to having just finished eating an apple tart

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[precedent_hero]

How thoughtful!

[picks up a brownie and noms it!!!]

[precedent_hero]

[and goes still...]

Well, well...

((be wary of murderous tendencies in this thread))

[oztensibly]

What? Was it good?

[precedent_hero]

Excellent. You should try it, Oz.

[oztensibly]

[...hm]

Uh. If you say so.

[precedent_hero]

I do.

[offers one to Oz]

[oztensibly]

[takes it but doesn't quite eat it yet]

[precedent_hero]

Something wrong?

[oztensibly]

How stupid do you think I am?

[precedent_hero]

Only as stupid as ever.

[picks up a knife from the table near a cake and slashes it suddenly at Oz's throat]

[oztensibly]

[what the fuck, stumbling back]

What are you doing?!

[precedent_hero]

Killing you, of course!

[stabbing at Oz again]

[oztensibly]

[sdkflgfg stumbling away, trying to suppress the urge to lash out]

Stop it Jack!

[precedent_hero]

I don't feel like it.

[lunges, slashing at Oz's face]

[oztensibly]

[covers his face with his arms, which means his arms get slashed up.

Meanwhile, in his headspace, the noise is getting louder]

Stop it...

[precedent_hero]

[laughing as he draws the blade back to lick it]

Why would I ever do that?