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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh, campers and counselors! Y'all know what they say about what brings the good ol' May flowers, right?

[SUDDENLY: it is pouring down rain without a single warning. And not just a drizzle or a light shower or anything - it's an absolute deluge. Good luck staying dry.]

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[watchmycannon]

[A very soggy marquis comes sloshing by]

--Ah, Admi-- Captain. Have you... you've been staying out in the open?

[takeme2urpants]

[THE LEAST AMUSED LOOK OF THEM ALL]

Marquis. Impeccable timing.

[watchmycannon]

Mm. Here-- let me assist you. I promise to not contaminate your things with my being, and you and your possessions can be out of this awful weather all the quicker for it.

[takeme2urpants]

[Tosses David a very heavy bag]

Mm.

[watchmycannon]

[Catches it, mostly not even fumbling it even though it is wet]

Anywhere in particular you'd like this taken?

[takeme2urpants]

I am asking the Officer. Put it where you like for now.

[watchmycannon]

[Tosses his head to try and keep his dripping bangs out of his eyes]

Will not your ship do?

[takeme2urpants]

My ship is not here.

[watchmycannon]

[sighs]

The ship, then, where it will be safe and dry and I can't imagine anyone will bother your things because that is where the collection of people who respect you and care for you dwell. Left just anywhere they may be eaten by gorillas or taken for idle amusement.

[takeme2urpants]

There are truly no other buildings? Or are you merely set on reminding me of my current situation with every passing moment?

[watchmycannon]

[Huffs]

No-- Apologies. I have only recently had something very important and deadly pilfered from a locked drawer in my own rooms. My estimation of the relative safety of Camp's public buildings is rather low, at the moment.

[takeme2urpants]

Deadly... Explain.

[watchmycannon]

A weapon, and a powerful one. One that ought not be in the hands of just anyone.

[takeme2urpants]

Is it easily activated?

[watchmycannon]

...In a way.

[takeme2urpants]

How many people know of its disappearance? Have you organized searches?