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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh, campers and counselors! Y'all know what they say about what brings the good ol' May flowers, right?

[SUDDENLY: it is pouring down rain without a single warning. And not just a drizzle or a light shower or anything - it's an absolute deluge. Good luck staying dry.]

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[watchmycannon]

[A very soggy marquis comes sloshing by]

--Ah, Admi-- Captain. Have you... you've been staying out in the open?

[watchmycannon]

I've not yet told anyone else. It isn't the sort of thing I'd like to make public without good aim. Until I know who has it--

--it is possible that whoever took it does not know it is a weapon. It does not look like one, at present.

[takeme2urpants]

Describe it to me.

[watchmycannon]

Might we move indoors first? Or at least talk while moving.

[takeme2urpants]

You will explain the situation to Officer Garrus.

[watchmycannon]

Very well.

[takeme2urpants]

[HOW DID YOU NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS AHJFKLSDHKFJ]

[watchmycannon]

[I GOT DISTRACTED BY BEING A WOMAN]

[takeme2urpants]

[...]

[idiot]

[dont_ingest]

[Suddenly, a dinosaur kitty]

You are the Marquis...?

[watchmycannon]

I am. You must be Officer Garrus.

[dont_ingest]

[nods at]

Gunnery officer Garrus Vakarian. The Ad-er, the captain? Anyway, ZEX tells me you've been the victim of theft.

[watchmycannon]

A pleasure, in better circumstances, I'm sure.

[wipes his hair out of his eyes mmn raaaain]

I am. It was removed from a locked drawer in my quarters. There was so sign of damage or forcible entry to either the room or the desk, though given Camp's variety of inhabitants that's not terribly remarkable.

[dont_ingest]

Hold that thought. Let's get out of this rain first.

[watchmycannon]

That would be appreciated.

[dont_ingest]

Good, I've had more than enough rain for a week by now.

[onward to the ship, then /o/]