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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh, campers and counselors! Y'all know what they say about what brings the good ol' May flowers, right?

[SUDDENLY: it is pouring down rain without a single warning. And not just a drizzle or a light shower or anything - it's an absolute deluge. Good luck staying dry.]

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[watchmycannon]

[A very soggy marquis comes sloshing by]

--Ah, Admi-- Captain. Have you... you've been staying out in the open?

[watchmycannon]

Camp is over-eager as always.

[follows, lugging some of the Admiral-Captain's things]

[dont_ingest]

[Opens the nearest airlock upon arrival at the ship]

Go ahead and dry off or whatever to make yourself comfortable. From what I understand this situation is too dire to let yourself get distracted.

[watchmycannon]

[Takes his coat off and scrubs his hands through his hair, at least, pushing it back out of his face]

It can keep until later.

[dont_ingest]

Works for me.

[takes a seat, gesturing for David to do the same. Brings up his omnitool]

Tell me how and when you discovered that this object had gone missing.

[watchmycannon]

I returned to my room the other night and noticed the drawer it is usually kept in was open. A brief search showed it missing. It is not anywhere else in my room, and nothing else was taken. I noticed nothing else out of the ordinary, except that the door to my room was open as well.

[dont_ingest]

Can you think of anyone who knew what it was, or that you had it?

[watchmycannon]

The only people I can think of who would know that I had it in such a state are the people who helped me put it there in the first place. They are my trusted friends, and I can't think of what use they'd have for it, besides.

[dont_ingest]

I'll have to ask their names, all the same.

[watchmycannon]

Raphael, one of our doctors, and Itachi Uchiha.

He's a ninja.

[dont_ingest]

[mandibles splay, amused]

A ninja?

[watchmycannon]

Mm. If he were going to steal from me I imagine he could do better than to leave the doors open.

As for Raphael-- well. He's an archangel. He has no use for my weaponry.

[dont_ingest]

Oh, I'd say archangels need a lance from time to time.

More to the point, however. Describe this weapon to me in detail.

[watchmycannon]

--Do you want it's actual form, or what it would have looked like when they found it?

[dont_ingest]

Both. Let's not leave anything to chance.

[watchmycannon]

Very well. Most of the time it is a set of two weapons -- a hand-held armament that is about twice as long as my arm, and a matching cannon that can be summoned and dismissed at will.

As I had them at the time of loss, together they would have looked like a fragment of stone tablet and a leather eye patch.