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[cake_and_death]

[there's a sign on the mess hall door today: "Now Serving Tuesday Vichyssoise." Come inside and you will indeed find pots of a lovely chilled puree... that doesn't look like it's made of potatoes]

. . . all the blenders, ruined.

((AND THEN I WAS SUDDENLY CALLED AWAY BY FAMILY. I'm sorry, I will pick up, please mingle!))

Comments

[mightlovedogs]

[g-gag]

But we need those blenders!

[mightlovedogs]

They're not fights so much as utter beatdowns. I don't hesitate to show dogs their place.

[justwannahave]

You sound like you don't suffer fools gladly, if at all.

[mightlovedogs]

Fools deserve what they get.

[justwannahave]

I suppose most of them do.

[mightlovedogs]

If that's getting thrashed by a tiny Japanese girl, then so be it.

[justwannahave]

Most of them would probably not be expecting that.

[mightlovedogs]

I got a reputation in my high school, so people were expecting it before long.

[justwannahave]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[mightlovedogs]

It kept me from making friends. I got a horrible nickname out of it. Guys would ask me out and then never talk to me again when I rejected them. Annoying crap like that.

[justwannahave]

I think it helps if you don't reject them outright . . .

[mightlovedogs]

If they can't handle rejection, they shouldn't ask!

[justwannahave]

That might have confirmed most of the rumours for them . ..

[mightlovedogs]

They can all go to hell!

[justwannahave]

[The "you catch more flies with honey than vinegar" metaphor isn't going to go down well with this one . . .]

That's the main disadvantage of first impressions--you only get one of them.

[mightlovedogs]

[n-no. no, it will not]

Tch. I don't care about that crap.