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[cake_and_death]

[there's a sign on the mess hall door today: "Now Serving Tuesday Vichyssoise." Come inside and you will indeed find pots of a lovely chilled puree... that doesn't look like it's made of potatoes]

. . . all the blenders, ruined.

((AND THEN I WAS SUDDENLY CALLED AWAY BY FAMILY. I'm sorry, I will pick up, please mingle!))

Comments

[mightlovedogs]

[g-gag]

But we need those blenders!

[justwannahave]

In a way, you're kinda lucky.

[mightlovedogs]

What makes you say that?

[justwannahave]

You don't care what other people think, so you're not actually pretending to be someone else to gain acceptance.

[mightlovedogs]

Mm. And eventually I was accepted by people.

[justwannahave]

In the end, people do seem to appreciate honesty.

[littlestdeath]

[...oh ew]

We just won't use the blenders to make food for now.

[mightlovedogs]

What if we need to blend something?

[littlestdeath]

You have something else to eat instead. Do you really wanna risk ending up with something like that?

[mightlovedogs]

... No, but I like to keep my options open! Is that so wrong? I might want a smoothie tomorrow! Now I can never have one!

[littlestdeath]

Then you just have to clean a blender out before you make a smoothie! If it's tomorrow, it should be fine.

[mightlovedogs]

[HMPH]

I don't want a smoothie anyway! That was just an example.

[littlestdeath]

If you're not gonna use the blender, then I don't see what the problem is.

[mightlovedogs]

I might want to use it someday, and knowing that it was used to puree a dead body ruins everything.

[littlestdeath]

If you use really, really, really hot water then it kills all of the germs. But I have to agree, I don't think I'll ever want something blended in that.

[mightlovedogs]

Camp always finds a way to make living here suck more than it did the day before.