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[alwaysuserubber]

[TODAY, IN THE MESS HALL: something stupid.

Which is to say, there's a small kid, a pirate, and a kitty (!!!) -- and also a stick. This cat is going to learn some hella awesome tricks whether it wants to or not.]

Fetch! I said fetch!

(( edit LOSING OUR ATTENTION SPANS, we are the best ))

Comments

[sutureourfuture]

No one asked you if it was useless or not.

[ionic_bond]

What do I care?

[sutureourfuture]

What the hell are you even talking for then?

[ionic_bond]

Because I can. I don't need the permission of a snot-nosed little brat to speak my mind.

[sutureourfuture]

Who're you callin' a snot-nosed brat?! You're really pissing me off, smartass!

[ionic_bond]

Who else would I be talking about? The only brat I see is you.

[sutureourfuture]

I wanna see you call me a brat after I'm done kicking your ass!

[ionic_bond]

[snorts]

You're that desperate to kiss the floor?

[sutureourfuture]

I should be saying that to you. I'm not some pushover.

[takes off the sword that's tied onto his back, setting it aside on the ground]

[ionic_bond]

Don't push me.

[sutureourfuture]

[I AM A DUMB LITTLE BOY THAT MEANS NOTHING TO ME

which means he's charging to punch you right about now]

[ionic_bond]

[sticks out his foot]

[sutureourfuture]

[ker-FACEPLANT]

[ionic_bond]

[kicks the sword aside as an added insult]

Stick to the playground.

[sutureourfuture]

GET AWAY FROM MY SWORD!

[ionic_bond]

[picks it up and turns it over in his hand]

This little toy? Don't make me laugh.