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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy, campers and counselors! I heard that little bugger has been makin' its rounds again - sure is a pesky little critter, huh? But don't you worry, I'm gonna get us the biggest ol' can of Raid anyone can find that'll take down that sucker in a jiffy! Or maybe a big ol' roach hotel . . .Anyway, y'all have been havin' a week, so I baked you

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[on_a_horse]

These are quite delicious.

[nocturnemission]

They sure--

[nocturnemission]

... You smell delicious.

[on_a_horse]

Would you care for an extra-hearty sniff?

[nocturnemission]

Can I?

[on_a_horse]

You're more than welcome to. I even challenge you to identify it!

[nocturnemission]

[Sniiiiff]

You smell like... like... Manliness!

[on_a_horse]

Your olfactory senses are correct! I happen to be covered in the scent of manliness, only possible through the power of Old Spice.

[present: product]

Would you care for a complimentary sample-sized pouch of body wash for your own personal use?

[nocturnemission]

Wow, seriously? Heck yeah!

[on_a_horse]

Take it, fellow man, and bathe yourself long and hard in it so you too can reap the benefits of smelling masculine!

[horse neighs]

[nocturnemission]

I will! Thank you, good-smelling dude!

[on_a_horse]

You're welcome, sitar-wielding dude with upstanding hair whose name I am just recalling to ask about now.

As much as I enjoy the well-deserved title of good-smelling dude, you can also call me Old Spice Man.

[nocturnemission]

Oh, okay, Old Spice man. I'm Demyx.

[on_a_horse]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Demyx. I will be sure to find you again to see the effects Old Spice body wash will have on you!

[nocturnemission]

Right! Awesome! You can totally count on me!

[on_a_horse]

All righty then!

Horse, away!

[masculine galloping off]