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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy, campers and counselors! I heard that little bugger has been makin' its rounds again - sure is a pesky little critter, huh? But don't you worry, I'm gonna get us the biggest ol' can of Raid anyone can find that'll take down that sucker in a jiffy! Or maybe a big ol' roach hotel . . .Anyway, y'all have been havin' a week, so I baked you

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[littlestdeath]

[He should have found cooler sunglasses]

[Damnit he can hear that can't he]

[derepathy]

Baby animals don't get to comment on coolness.

[littlestdeath]

At least I'm cute.

[derepathy]

You have bad taste.

[littlestdeath]

I have different taste, not bad taste. You look like a blind person wearing those.

[derepathy]

I AM blind, stupid.

[littlestdeath]

Haha, you couldn't avoid the stupid robot either? I feel like I got off lucky now.

[derepathy]

The virus was indestructable and it followed me when I teleported. As for getting off lucky, I have hearing that's better than even yours right now. You think being blind is going to bother me that much? At least I can open doors and feed myself.

[littlestdeath]

I can nudge open most of the doors myself, and if I need to ask my friends for help I will. It's not that bad.

[derepathy]

You're the one that was complaining.

[half-turns away from, starting on a muffin] Don't eat anything with raisins or nuts in them. Chocolate's not the only thing bad for dogs.

[littlestdeath]

What, seriously? But raisins are healthy!

[...might be sniffing at the table. Muffinsss]

[derepathy]

[keeping his muffins out of puppy reach]

Not for dogs. Grapes and raisins will kill you.

[littlestdeath]

[whiiine wait no do not whine at him stupid dog instincts]

Blueberries are alright, though.

[derepathy]

Those are fine.

[littlestdeath]

[But they all smell really good...]

I want one of those, then.

[Trying to get a muffin somehow! Climbing on the table, if that works]

[derepathy]

[SCRUFFS]

I'll get you one, but don't climb on the table. Your paws are dirty.