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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy, campers and counselors! I heard that little bugger has been makin' its rounds again - sure is a pesky little critter, huh? But don't you worry, I'm gonna get us the biggest ol' can of Raid anyone can find that'll take down that sucker in a jiffy! Or maybe a big ol' roach hotel . . .Anyway, y'all have been havin' a week, so I baked you

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[bitingcynicism]

[C-Carefully trying to find a chair and keeping eyes low to the ground, which is pretty unusual for him.]

Muffins...

[bitingcynicism]

[Petting.]

Yeah. I didn't... see it in time.

[littlestdeath]

[leans into pettings unconsciously]

Because it just appeared out of nowhere! I've never seen anything like it. I thought it was someone I know messing with me, and by the time I realized it wasn't, it was too late.

[bitingcynicism]

[Also might be petting rougher in his anxiety.]

It was faster than me. I wasn't expecting that.

[littlestdeath]

[nudging at the hand when it gets too bad]

It's okay. It won't be like this forever. And then when everything is fixed, we can go rip those stupid things to pieces!

[bitingcynicism]

[Noticing and trying to pet smoother.]

... yeah.

[littlestdeath]

In the meantime, you can't walk around like this. Get a cane or somebody who can help you out. I don't want you to trip straight into Marcy's tower or something.

[bitingcynicism]

I'm a Hunter. I can manage this. You just surprised me.

[littlestdeath]

You were surprised by a puppy.

Look, it's okay to ask for help if you can't manage on your own. That's what your friends are there for, you know?

[bitingcynicism]

In the mess hall.

I don't need help.

[littlestdeath]

Well, I need help. I don't have any thumbs.

[bitingcynicism]

What do you need help with?

[littlestdeath]

Getting food and opening some of the doors. And probably sleeping somewhere. Yuca won't let me in the labs.

[bitingcynicism]

You can sleep in my cabin if you want.

[littlestdeath]

Okay, thanks! I might be able to sneak in if I tried, but I wouldn't wanna risk getting my tail blown off if I don't have to.

[bitingcynicism]

... Blown off?