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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy, campers and counselors! I heard that little bugger has been makin' its rounds again - sure is a pesky little critter, huh? But don't you worry, I'm gonna get us the biggest ol' can of Raid anyone can find that'll take down that sucker in a jiffy! Or maybe a big ol' roach hotel . . .Anyway, y'all have been havin' a week, so I baked you

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[bitingcynicism]

[C-Carefully trying to find a chair and keeping eyes low to the ground, which is pretty unusual for him.]

Muffins...

[littlestdeath]

Yuca put guns and lasers and stuff all over the place. If you're not authorized to get in, it attacks you.

[bitingcynicism]

... Why?

[littlestdeath]

...Because he's not a people person? I'm not really sure, I think it's dumb. But he doesn't want people getting in who aren't allowed.

[bitingcynicism]

Is he doing something that's going to be a problem?

[littlestdeath]

Probably not?

[sounds SO UNSURE]

I made him promise not to shoot people, and he hasn't done anything bad lately. I'd notice if he was building a killer robot down there.

[bitingcynicism]

[Lol about that...]

We already have one mad scientist for that.

[littlestdeath]

[thinking...thinking...]

Do you mean the blue guy with the robot vampires?

[bitingcynicism]

Yeah, him.

[littlestdeath]

He was dumb. His stupid robots were too easy to beat.

[bitingcynicism]

He won't be doing it again.

[littlestdeath]

Did you scold him for it?

[bitingcynicism]

I gave him something else to do.

[littlestdeath]

[nudge nudge]

Like what?

[bitingcynicism]

[So hard to tsun at puppy. orz]

Don't worry about it. He won't make anything else to attack people. I'll make sure of it.

[littlestdeath]

You're avoiding my question.