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[It's an overcast day in Camp today. The wind blows around the cornstalks with furious might. Black, ominous clouds gather heavy, dark and pendulous. Lightning cracks a few times for dramatic effect and just when it seems the sky would unleash with all of its fury... A light breaks through

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[coffeejesus]

Ara? Did someone lose this? [ pulls it out ] I'll go put it in the lost and found.

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[As you do, you feel a surge of power through your hands. A backdraft blasts up around you, sending your hair swirling around you.]

Young woman! I see you seek FATE!

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[The glow fades leaving your hand empty and ........... something......... staring at you.]

[coffeejesus]

. . . a-ara?

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Young woman! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. I am the holy sword EXCALIBUR!

[He points his cane at you.]

[coffeejesus]

So cute! [ kneels down & pets your head ]

[1 of... many.]

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...

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Incredible. You have already observed rule #341, each visit to a quaint farmland will begin with the wooing of fair damsels!

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I haven't even given you the appropriate paperwork.

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Clearly this is fate.

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Could it be?

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The hero of legend has taken up the sword once again?

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What is your name, hero?

[Done. THIS TIME.]

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DID YOU COME TO HEAR MY LEGEND?

[coffeejesus]

I'm Nogami Airi. It's very nice to meet you, Excalibur-san, but I'm not a hero.

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FOOL!