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[jackoclubs]

[Looks like there is yet another sign hovering around a table in the center of Camp today!

WANTED: CUTE AND PERKY MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT.
To qualify, you must be cute, perky, and not own a pair of fish-patterned panties. Apply now!Behind the table sits a purple gorilla clad in a red dress that is far too small for her. She is handing out application

Comments

[littlestdeath]

You don't seem like the kind of magician that needs an assistant.

[jackoclubs]

I don't, really. But Camp thinks I do.

[littlestdeath]

At least it's not suggesting that she should be your assistant.

[pointing towards the gorilla]

[jackoclubs]

[glances over at her]

I don't think she has enough stage presence for that.

[littlestdeath]

But you can't deny that she draws plenty of attention.

[jackoclubs]

Heh, maybe not. Which is probably why she's here. Handing out applications.

[littlestdeath]

More like using them as a snack. But if you're not looking for an assistant then that's fine too, right?

[jackoclubs]

'Course it is. Maybe she'll eat them all.

[littlestdeath]

And then you won't have to sit here anymore! Unless camp makes more applications. Sometimes it does that.

[jackoclubs]

Ha ha ha... magically appearing applications?

[littlestdeath]

It would fit with the whole magic theme.

[jackoclubs]

Almost a little too well.

[littlestdeath]

I think that would be the point. But here, hand me one of those applications and I'll fill it out. Maybe if you get enough of them you can leave.

[jackoclubs]

[hands her one]

Thanks. Then I'll be able to grab something to eat.

[littlestdeath]

[starts filling it out]

I could always just grab you something to eat if it doesn't let up after a while. It wouldn't be fair to let the gorilla take a snack break and not you.

[jackoclubs]

It's not my fault I don't eat paper, anyway.