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[jackoclubs]

[Looks like there is yet another sign hovering around a table in the center of Camp today!

WANTED: CUTE AND PERKY MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT.
To qualify, you must be cute, perky, and not own a pair of fish-patterned panties. Apply now!Behind the table sits a purple gorilla clad in a red dress that is far too small for her. She is handing out application

Comments

[littlestdeath]

You don't seem like the kind of magician that needs an assistant.

[littlestdeath]

For situations like these, it might be a good thing to pick up.

[jackoclubs]

. . .

[euch] Pass.

[littlestdeath]

I figured. Ah, here you go! One application, ready to go.

[hands over application]

[jackoclubs]

[grins and reaches out to take it-- but Eleanor-san the gorilla gets to it first.

and eats it]

-- oi!

[littlestdeath]

...

Maybe she wants to be your assistant, so she's weeding out the competition.

[jackoclubs]

[rubbing his temples in annoyance]

Either that, or she's just really hungry.

[littlestdeath]

Even if I was really hungry, I don't think I'd eat paper.

[jackoclubs]

But you're not a gorilla.

[littlestdeath]

That's right! Gorillas eat trees, right? And paper is made from trees. So it would make sense for gorillas to eat paper.

[jackoclubs]

I don't think it quite works that way, heh. But nice try!

[littlestdeath]

It could work that way! At least it gives you some kind of reason why she's eating all of the paper.

[jackoclubs]

I guess so. I thought it was just because she was desperate.

[littlestdeath]

You haven't been here that long, she can't be that desperate yet.

[jackoclubs]

I meant desperate for food. Paper is only edible when you're really hungry.

[littlestdeath]

Huh. Maybe it's different for gorillas.