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[jackoclubs]

[Looks like there is yet another sign hovering around a table in the center of Camp today!

WANTED: CUTE AND PERKY MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT.
To qualify, you must be cute, perky, and not own a pair of fish-patterned panties. Apply now!Behind the table sits a purple gorilla clad in a red dress that is far too small for her. She is handing out application

Comments

[littlestdeath]

You don't seem like the kind of magician that needs an assistant.

[jackoclubs]

Or at least these gorillas.

[littlestdeath]

Well, they are purple. They could be radioactive or something.

[jackoclubs]

If that's the case, then we're all in trouble.

[littlestdeath]

We're already in trouble if we're stuck here. I think radioactive gorillas are the least of our worries.

[jackoclubs]

I dunno about you, but I don't want to sprout any weird mutations due to overexposure to radioactivity.

[littlestdeath]

I've already been here for six months, I'd be sprouting things by now. And if Yuca hasn't given me anything to cure radioactivity, that must mean it's safe.

[jackoclubs]

[peering at her]

Are you sure? [also teasing]

[littlestdeath]

Pretty sure we're safe, although I wouldn't mind an extra pair of hands. The people who have been here for years would be glowing by now, or something way worse.

[forcedtoplay]

The tricks he's showed me seem pretty good so far, but who knows.

Maybe it's some weird magician need.

[littlestdeath]

That's true, but he seems more like the solo type, don't you think?

[forcedtoplay]

Yeah. I think he's being forced.

[starts filling out an application] I should really just save a form for reference. I've been filling these out a lot lately.

[littlestdeath]

Don't go signing yourself up for something you'll regret later. Even if it's just to help out a friend, make sure it isn't something that will come back to bite you.

[forcedtoplay]

Too late, I signed up to be Elliot's boyfriend and if his sister reads the form, she'll probably kill me.

[littlestdeath]

[my serious message is completely ruined by my laughter]

His boyfriend? Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

[forcedtoplay]

Yes, but...camp. I thought it was funny and helpful. Elliot wasn't amused. Neither was Leo. He thought I was dumb and just didn't know I was a girl instead of a boy.