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[tobethemiracle]

Today I saw a gorilla and a robot kissing, and all I could think was "I've seen that before and it was better when there were zombies".

When did you discover you were jaded to this place?

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[gayforjustice]

It hasn't happened yet. I remain innocent and pure.

[tobethemiracle]

This is going to sound patronising, but ... don't lose that. I think I'll never get my innocence back and I liked that.

[gayforjustice]

Is this a show me on the doll moment or...?

[tobethemiracle]

Oh, that was my first week here. I got here when Marcy was a little more hands on, and I was trying to clean the lake out.

In hindsight, the screaming in horror from the other people should have been a clue.

[gayforjustice]

I really don't know what to say to that.

[tobethemiracle]

Ah, well, it wasn't that bad. We sorted out the misunderstanding.

[gayforjustice]

You sorted out the misunderstanding with the tentacle monster?

[tobethemiracle]

Yup. Anyway, so how long have you been here?

[gayforjustice]

I arrived in late February 2010. That would be nearly sixteen months.

[tobethemiracle]

...my God where are you from?

[gayforjustice]

Gotham City. Why do you ask?

[tobethemiracle]

Most people get freaked out before then.

[gayforjustice]

It seemed fairly normal until I noticed men spontaneously turning into women. And then there were magical ponies.

[tobethemiracle]

The ponies were cool, at least.

[gayforjustice]

I'm about twenty years too old to appreciate the ponies.

[tobethemiracle]

Bullshit. They're unicorns.