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Jun 13, 2011 17:25

[Someone is in the inflatable bar. He seems to have been there for a good while. He is not at all sober]

So! Who else wants to give me the news about this place. It cannot possibly be any worse, and I cannot possibly be any less sober. Though I will be attempting to disprove that! Cheers!

((OOC:... I guess general warning that Owen is indeed ( Read more... )

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boldstarring June 14 2011, 00:41:01 UTC
[also a legitimate place for actual underage kids to just chill with a drink!]

It depends on whether or not you heard about the sex rule.

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bonerkilled June 14 2011, 00:41:46 UTC
Well, I am this drunk right now, so I think it's safe to assume yes.

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boldstarring June 14 2011, 00:44:44 UTC
I mean, there's probably a way, but that involves xeno and I don't believe there's enough alcohol in this joint for that.

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bonerkilled June 14 2011, 00:47:44 UTC
Have you met Captain Jack?

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boldstarring June 14 2011, 00:49:01 UTC
Are you trying to be all drunk-witty about Jack Daniels, or is this an actual guy?

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bonerkilled June 14 2011, 00:55:02 UTC
That's Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels. I at least know that much. And Captain Jack Harkness: wooer of anything that can be wooed. He's here you know.

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boldstarring June 14 2011, 00:57:26 UTC
Never heard of him. And?

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bonerkilled June 14 2011, 01:01:34 UTC
I'm just thinking that with him you wouldn't need the booze incentive.

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boldstarring June 14 2011, 01:05:28 UTC
. . .

Pleasant.

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bonerkilled June 14 2011, 01:07:49 UTC
I thought the drinking age was higher in America?

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boldstarring June 14 2011, 01:16:17 UTC
It's a good thing I've got a friend who's way of age, then, isn't it?

[nods over to Damon, who is probably ... off getting drunk somewhere nearby, idk my bff drunkpire.]

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bonerkilled June 14 2011, 01:21:05 UTC
[claps him on the shoulder]

Excellent.

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boldstarring June 14 2011, 01:23:09 UTC
I work with what I've got. So who are you exactly, or are you totally not sober enough for introductions?

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bonerkilled June 14 2011, 01:25:30 UTC
I imagine being not sober actually facilitates the introductions. Dr. Owen Harper.

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boldstarring June 14 2011, 01:28:24 UTC
There was a kegger the other night. You should have seen some of them.

Jesse St. James. A doctor, huh?

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bonerkilled June 14 2011, 01:35:33 UTC
Has anyone ever told you your name is like a daytime soap opera?

I'm a medical examiner. Well, I used to be the kind who sees alive patients but they're so fucking tedious.

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