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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[purple_pliers]

[...at this point she just carried a first aid kit and a small fire extinguisher in a backpack pretty much all the time. PEERS INTO THE HOLE]

I say. Are you all right?

[nosenolimits]

[lopsided grin]

If I say yes would you believe me?

[purple_pliers]

Probably not. Hang on.

[time to climb into this whole and check you for injuries, new guy!]

[nosenolimits]

[why are there people. what is happen.]

Tell me this doesn't happen every Friday.

[purple_pliers]

New folks making craters? It's not that regular an occurrence.

[nosenolimits]

"New folks"? I get that I'm new in ... uh, wherever this happens to be, but you're sayin' that like it means something else.

[purple_pliers]

Yes, let me make sure you aren't going to bleed to death, and then I'll give you all the alarming welcome messages, all right?

[nosenolimits]

[backing the fuck up]

I'm not going to bleed to death. Just trust me on this one.

[purple_pliers]

[doesn't approach]

If you say so. Want to at least get out of this hole before I start telling you unbelievable things, though?

[nosenolimits]

Dunno. Let me think about it. Kind of like it here.

[purple_pliers]

You're in a crater in a corn field. What's to like?

[nosenolimits]

Could be worse.

[purple_pliers]

It could always be worse. It could be a lot better, though, too.

[nosenolimits]

[jumping straight out of the giant hole while Violet's talking]

[purple_pliers]

[ROLLS HER EYES and climbs out like a normal person]

So, alarming welcome messages. This is camp and you're stuck here like everybody else. So far neither science nor magic nor force of god has been able to break out on purpose.

[nosenolimits]

[WELL YOU'RE NOT A HERO, WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW]

... force of God, huh? Not a surprise. Wouldn't rely on that too much.