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[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

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[collapsed on his ass like an idiot]

Probably!

[self_insert]

Uh, can I give you hand?

[nosenolimits]

Nah. I think I got it.

[self_insert]

Did you--what happened?

[nosenolimits]

Uhhhh.

Foul ball?

[self_insert]

Made of gasoline?

[nosenolimits]

... Yeah, why the hell not.

[self_insert]

Sounds exciting.

[nosenolimits]

It's a long story. I guarantee you it'll bore you to tears.

[self_insert]

Great. So--it happens often?

[nosenolimits]

Often enough.

[self_insert]

Sorry, I'm new. I'm not used to all the--everything.

[nosenolimits]

You and me both.

[self_insert]

Wow, was that your entrance?

[nosenolimits]

Guess it was.

[self_insert]

Very dramatic.