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[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

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That's what I said.

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I bet you did! You know, you're in surprisingly good shape for a guy who just made a giant hole in the ground.

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Uh. Ate breakfast this morning?

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Rich in all the nutrients necessary to keep you energetic all day long?

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Yes. Then I had lunch.

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I should really stop skipping meals.

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So... where am I gonna be having dinner?

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The mess hall. Welcome to Camp Fuck You Die, stranger.

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[pause. opens his mouth. pause again.]

[very slowly.] What. The. Fuck.

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Evil summer camp-slash-prison run by an immature mad scientist.

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... Mad scientist, huh?

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Just my personal theory, but the pieces seem to fit. That or she's a crazy strong magic user, which is like a mad scientist only with fewer beakers.

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Looks like I dropped by for a reason, then.

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Superhero type, huh?

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Sure, why not.

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Wow, turn down that charm.