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[tuesdere]

[ it's summer! it's cherry harvesting season! to celebrate the occasion, today every virgin in camp will find a small ribboned basket of cherries in their possession.

hidden at the bottom is a sample condom. if you trust the fruit (which is, in fact, safe) and even get that far, that is. ]

[ ooc | bored and horrible and not running this? yes.

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[flylittlepony]

Oh how lovely.

[runstowardsfire]

[It's another talking pony . . .]

. . . It seems rather nice for Camp.

[flylittlepony]

Does it?

[runstowardsfire]

It's not normally very nice at all.

*looks at basket because she knows nothing of modern slang*

[flylittlepony]

But why would it give us these then?

[picking at the cherries]

[runstowardsfire]

Asides from the fact that cherries are in season, I have no idea. *rummages around in the basket a little more*

[flylittlepony]

Oh, what's this?

[holding the condom in her teeth]

[runstowardsfire]

I have no idea what it's for . . . *picks up another packet from the bottom of her basket* There's one in each basket, it seems.

[flylittlepony]

I think it's a balloon.

[runstowardsfire]

. . . It'd be an odd shape for one.

*has actually opened the packet for a look*

[flylittlepony]

Maybe it's for making balloon animals?

[runstowardsfire]

It's pretty wet for a balloon . . .

[flylittlepony]

Maybe we should just leave it alone...

[runstowardsfire]

Yes, that might be for the best . . . are the cherries any good?

[There will be awkwardness once she learns how to google what a "trojan"is.]

[flylittlepony]

Oh yes, they're lovely.

[runstowardsfire]

*tries one*

It is very nice. I don't get this at home very often.