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[ballzaretouchin]

[Hello and welcome to Father's Day.

Those of you with dead dads will find yourselves stuck with lovely gold stars. The rest of you with living ones are shafted with the almost as nice but really, not at all, silver variety.

Of course, if you are someone's dead dad, you can settle for a pony. Aren't stickers fun?]

((this computer still sucks but

Comments

[burgercraving]

[silver!]

Bet it's because it's Father's Day.

[skirtindanger]

[a beat]

... Right. That's today, isn't it.

[burgercraving]

Yeah, and if my dad knew his daughter got stuck in a zombie summer camp, he'd be sending the cavalry here.

[skirtindanger]

[tosses the sticker aside]

[burgercraving]

... What?

[skirtindanger]

Everyone can keep theirs if they want, but I don't really need it.

[burgercraving]

Everyone needs a dad.

[skirtindanger]

Not unless they're a lousy cheating womanizer of a father.

[burgercraving]

... Yeah, okay, you got the bad dad.

[skirtindanger]

I'm just glad he isn't here-- or maybe that I'm not back home for this day. Sheesh, he'd probably be more annoying than usual...

[burgercraving]

Wait, so when he's not being a douche, he bothers you, too?

[skirtindanger]

He's just-- very persistent.

[burgercraving]

What does he want?

[skirtindanger]

I don't know. ... For things to be normal between us again, I guess, but he doesn't seem to get the point that it isn't going to happen.

[burgercraving]

Gross. He can't just be a dick and expect that.

[skirtindanger]

Hmph. Well, that's Papa for you.