[Over the PA system... how does he keep finding microphones?]

[codeusername]

[Out in the field, away from the main Camp area (but getting closer by the second), is a giant evil robot. Pretend the purple parts are blue. Megamind is currently in the head of this robot, cackling maniacally and generally being a bad dude. This is playing over the speakers as well.]

GUESS WHAT, CAMPERS?! I'M BORED! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS--

Comments

[broguery]

How many other evil rampages have there been?

[codeusername]

ENOUGH TO WARRANT THE SPECIFICATION.

[broguery]

Is that a popular hobby, or were they all you?

[codeusername]

OH, IT'S VERY POPULAR--BUT THE ZOMBIES DON'T HAVE MY FINESSE.

[broguery]

I don't think zombies are known for their finesse.

So, what makes this one the most evil?

[codeusername]

ACTUALLY, NOTHING. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS THE THING TO SAY.

[broguery]

Oh, good. I was starting to get worried.

[codeusername]

THIS ISN'T REALLY A SERIOUS RAMPAGE. YOU'D KNOW IF I WERE SERIOUS.

[broguery]

And what might a serious rampage entail?

[codeusername]

SORRY, THAT'S NEED-TO-KNOW, AND YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW.

[broguery]

Right.

Nice robot.

[codeusername]

THANK YOU!

NICE BLINGED-OUT COSTUME.

[broguery]

[... what is "blinged out?" will have to look that one up later.]

Thanks, but I wouldn't call it a costume.

[codeusername]

NO?

[broguery]

Nope.

[codeusername]

...

MMAAAAAYYYBE A UNIFORM?