[Over the PA system... how does he keep finding microphones?]

[codeusername]

[Out in the field, away from the main Camp area (but getting closer by the second), is a giant evil robot. Pretend the purple parts are blue. Megamind is currently in the head of this robot, cackling maniacally and generally being a bad dude. This is playing over the speakers as well.]

GUESS WHAT, CAMPERS?! I'M BORED! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS--

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[nosenolimits]

[this maybe super hero is just looking kind of annoyed.]

HEY. ARE YOU THE S.O.B. RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS DUMP?

[hench_wench]

Heyyy, he's kind of a mechanic! Why don'tcha ask him to fix your unmentionables?

[nosenolimits]

... No fuckin' way!

[hench_wench]

What? Why not?

[nosenolimits]

I'm not letting that freakish lunatic anywhere near my--

[nosenolimits]

...

[clamping his mouth shut. super shut.]

[hench_wench]

[staaaaare]

[nosenolimits]

[well this is awkward.]

[hench_wench]

[getting all up in his business]

Your...?

[nosenolimits]

[hello Harley's tits]

It's nothing important.

[hench_wench]

[kisses his neck]

You're a liar.

[nosenolimits]

[god why]

... nnnnooo?

[hench_wench]

[kissy kiss kiss]

And you're really bad at it.

[nosenolimits]

[KEEP CALM, LINK. KEEP CALM.]

T...there's nothing to lie about.

[hench_wench]

Really, really, awfully bad.

[IT'S HICKEY O'CLOCK]

[nosenolimits]

--hnhh im not lyin