Summer is hot -- go to the pool

[tinymanoncampus]

[It's approximately 9000 degrees outside, and two boys are talking at the pool. one from the water, and the other from behind his giant sunglasses, under an umbrella, outside of splash range]

I'm not complaining, but Kurt, if you didn't want to swim or expose your skin to the sun, why did you insist we spend the day at the pool?

I like to think

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[burgercraving]

Don't tell me you're afraid of messing up your hair, Hummel.

[issssssssss wearing a red bikini with a towel in her hands and sunglasses resting on her head, for now]

[tinymanoncampus]

[from the pool]

Santana, hey! Get in here, Kurt keeps refusing.

[burgercraving]

Yeah, why not? And then we can plot dragging his ass in from the other side of the pool.

[tinymanoncampus]

I love it. With your help, we may actually succeed.

[burgercraving]

Do you know if he actually knows how to swim? Because I did not fake-date Karofsky for Kurt to sink the moment he hits real water.

[tinymanoncampus]

Oh, uh, I guess I don't know. Doesn't everyone have to learn in elementary school?

[burgercraving]

And he was gay back in elementary school.

[tinymanoncampus]

What difference does that make? I'm a great swimmer.

[burgercraving]

He probably would've said he'd turn green back then.

[tinymanoncampus]

[laughs] He might still say that.

[burgercraving]

Which is exactly why we need to find out if he needs swimming lessons. But don't worry. My friend Floaty is here and I'm pretty sure he'll make a good life-jacket if Kurt starts dropping below sea-level.

[tinymanoncampus]

Alright, I see your point. It's pretty shallow if we can get him to try.

[burgercraving]

You can just be ready to go in after him once he's dumped in.

[tinymanoncampus]

Oh, I'll be ready. What are you going to do?

[burgercraving]

He won't fall for it if we say this pool will turn him into the next Elton, will he?

[tinymanoncampus]

Probably not, though given the weirdness of this place I suppose it's a very real possibility.