Summer is hot -- go to the pool

[tinymanoncampus]

[It's approximately 9000 degrees outside, and two boys are talking at the pool. one from the water, and the other from behind his giant sunglasses, under an umbrella, outside of splash range]

I'm not complaining, but Kurt, if you didn't want to swim or expose your skin to the sun, why did you insist we spend the day at the pool?

I like to think

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[burgercraving]

Don't tell me you're afraid of messing up your hair, Hummel.

[issssssssss wearing a red bikini with a towel in her hands and sunglasses resting on her head, for now]

[burgercraving]

So we'll have to resort to physical violence.

[tinymanoncampus]

No violence... but if we need to get a little physical, I can support that. Within reason.

[burgercraving]

Emily's an athlete. Between the three of us, we can probably drag his ass in.

[tinymanoncampus]

I thought my job was to wait in the pool and make sure he doesn't drown.

[burgercraving]

You can dive in quickly.

[tinymanoncampus]

He won't come quietly, you know.

[burgercraving]

That is pretty high on the list of things I did not need to know.

[tinymanoncampus]

I... what? Oh. No! Not like that, I meant...

[totally flustered]

I just meant that he's going to put up a fight.

[burgercraving]

Ugh, Emily's afraid he's gonna hate her. God, I hate that she's like this ...

[tinymanoncampus]

Like what? She seems cool.

[burgercraving]

Too concerned with stupid shit.

[tinymanoncampus]

I think she's just being considerate.

[burgercraving]

Yeah, and it's totally a waste of time.

[tinymanoncampus]

That's not true. Come on, what's wrong with being nice? At least sometimes.

[burgercraving]

It's harmless fun. I'm not here to take morality lessons.