Summer is hot -- go to the pool

[tinymanoncampus]

[It's approximately 9000 degrees outside, and two boys are talking at the pool. one from the water, and the other from behind his giant sunglasses, under an umbrella, outside of splash range]

I'm not complaining, but Kurt, if you didn't want to swim or expose your skin to the sun, why did you insist we spend the day at the pool?

I like to think

Comments

[burgercraving]

Don't tell me you're afraid of messing up your hair, Hummel.

[issssssssss wearing a red bikini with a towel in her hands and sunglasses resting on her head, for now]

[tinymanoncampus]

I'm only saying you shouldn't be too annoyed. Anyway, I'm sure you can talk her into it.

[burgercraving]

I have every right to be annoyed.

[tinymanoncampus]

Of course you do, but it seems like a waste of the energy you could be using to talk her into helping us toss my boyfriend into the pool.

[burgercraving]

Well, I might as well fix two problems at once.

[tinymanoncampus]

That's the spirit! So, do we have a definite plan?

[burgercraving]

Emily and I are going to take a leg each, and you can take the rest.

[tinymanoncampus]

Perfect. When you two see me over there, make your move.

[burgercraving]

All right.

[barfintomyhat]

It's less about my hair and more about being unwilling to rock the firetruck look.

[burgercraving]

Then put on some SP300 and get in, Caspar.

[barfintomyhat]

No, thanks. I like the view from here.

[burgercraving]

Then I'll be over here, busy corrupting your boyfriend.

[barfintomyhat]

Just tell him that you've gotta be gay. He gets really excited when you say that.

[burgercraving]

That isn't corrupting.

[barfintomyhat]

We'll have to agree to disagree. [quieter] Relax, Santana. I didn't mean anything by it.