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[fu_noobspeaker]

Howdy ho there, fellow denizens of Camp Fuck You Die! Gosh, it's been a beautiful summer, hasn't it? And we sure have noticed that some of y'all counselors have been trying to do your jobs. A plus plus for those of you! I'm shippin' some quality ear plugs from the United Toucan Service to those of y'all that did your jobs, 'cause you deserve some

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[bitingcynicism]

[Oh joy, another one.]

[hyperneurosis]

... Nice hair.

[bitingcynicism]

. . .

[hyperneurosis]

... Was that the wrong thing to say? Um! I'm sorry!

[bitingcynicism]

... Another Harmony.

[hyperneurosis]

... I don't know what you're talking about.

[bitingcynicism]

You remind me of someone else.

[hyperneurosis]

... Oh. Well, my name is Caroline.

[bitingcynicism]

Are others from your world here?

[hyperneurosis]

... Um, yes?

[bitingcynicism]

Who? I'm trying to see if I already know them.

[hyperneurosis]

... Stefan, Damon, Tyler. They're the important ones, anyway.

[bitingcynicism]

You're from their world?

Who's Tyler?

[hyperneurosis]

Who are you? I didn't get your name yet!

[bitingcynicism]

Kiryuu Zero. It's my job to keep the peace between humans and vampires.

[hyperneurosis]

I thought that was President Cross' job. And by the way, he's a lot nicer about it.