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[fu_noobspeaker]

Howdy ho there, fellow denizens of Camp Fuck You Die! Gosh, it's been a beautiful summer, hasn't it? And we sure have noticed that some of y'all counselors have been trying to do your jobs. A plus plus for those of you! I'm shippin' some quality ear plugs from the United Toucan Service to those of y'all that did your jobs, 'cause you deserve some

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[bitingcynicism]

[Oh joy, another one.]

[hyperneurosis]

No, but I don't really wanna talk about the rest.

[bitingcynicism]

Fine.

I'm doing this because too many people here care about them, that's all.

[hyperneurosis]

Mr. Cross told me you're just a really nice boy underneath!

[bitingcynicism]

[................ President.]

... When did you talk to Stefan?

[hyperneurosis]

... He found me while the music was playing, but he's trying to get out.

[bitingcynicism]

- Just now?

[Turning and looking around to see if he senses anything.]

Get out of where?

[hyperneurosis]

Camp. Which I know isn't possible, but he has to try.

[bitingcynicism]

What makes him think he has any better chance than the rest?