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[daddyderpest]

I feel a Friendship Evening is in order! I have prepared name tags and refreshments to help in getting to know each other better. If anyone has any vampire-related issues feel free to talk to me!

[there are indeed name tags, fruit juice and cookies on a table. the cookies are... edible at best]

[there is now also a glittery 'VAMPIRES WELCOME'

Comments

[bitingcynicism]

[I have a name tag. I dislike you immensely.]

... Why are we doing this?

[daddyderpest]

It's to help in getting to know people better, Kiryuu-kun! It's very good of you to help me out like this.

[bitingcynicism]

I don't see why you can't just ask around.

[daddyderpest]

This is much more friendly and efficient! People will see that I am the kind of adult they can look to for help and guidance.

[bitingcynicism]

But not cooking.

[daddyderpest]

So cruel! Father worked very hard on these cookies!

[bitingcynicism]

... What's inside them?

[daddyderpest]

Well, let's see, there's baking soda and different kinds of flour, then there was grated orange and chocolate chips, and there was no unsalted butter so I used the olive oil spread and that strange sugar substitute and, hmm, what else?

[bitingcynicism]

[... waiting.]

[daddyderpest]

I'm not sure. There were a lot of ingredients.

[bitingcynicism]

For cookies?

[daddyderpest]

They're very complicated, Kiryuu-kun! I just wanted to get them right.

[bitingcynicism]

At least here you'll find someone who likes them. There's enough people.

[daddyderpest]

One camper has already enjoyed many of my cookies. I feel very appreciated by her.

[bitingcynicism]

... She has?

[IS SHE STILL CONSCIOUS??]

[daddyderpest]

Yes, she has! I am happy my cooking could be enjoyed by someone!