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[daddyderpest]

I feel a Friendship Evening is in order! I have prepared name tags and refreshments to help in getting to know each other better. If anyone has any vampire-related issues feel free to talk to me!

[there are indeed name tags, fruit juice and cookies on a table. the cookies are... edible at best]

[there is now also a glittery 'VAMPIRES WELCOME'

Comments

[bitingcynicism]

[I have a name tag. I dislike you immensely.]

... Why are we doing this?

[bitingcynicism]

It's a miracle...

[daddyderpest]

Yes, it is a wondrous event!

[bitingcynicism]

[Is also becoming increasingly on-edge]

... Have you found anyone with vampire-related issues?

[daddyderpest]

One so far. It's a very nostalgic question.

[bitingcynicism]

[Unsuuuuure.]

[daddyderpest]

Well, no one said these things would be easy.

[bitingcynicism]

What's the question?

[daddyderpest]

How would a young man stop the girl he likes from feeling guilty for biting him this past October?

[bitingcynicism]

[lfjfdjl;fdl;]

[daddyderpest]

I wasn't sure what to answer. I don't feel my response was particularly satisfactory.

[bitingcynicism]

That...

[daddyderpest]

Well, and then he asked about romantic matters. I haven't any good advice on that, either.

[bitingcynicism]

That's probably a good thing.

[daddyderpest]

You have so little faith in your father!

[bitingcynicism]

It's a pointless thing to worry about anyway.