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[daddyderpest]

I feel a Friendship Evening is in order! I have prepared name tags and refreshments to help in getting to know each other better. If anyone has any vampire-related issues feel free to talk to me!

[there are indeed name tags, fruit juice and cookies on a table. the cookies are... edible at best]

[there is now also a glittery 'VAMPIRES WELCOME'

Comments

[bitingcynicism]

[I have a name tag. I dislike you immensely.]

... Why are we doing this?

[daddyderpest]

I certainly wasn't worried about romance, Kiryuu-kun.

[bitingcynicism]

For him.

[daddyderpest]

If the young man wants to worry about romance, we should let him.

[bitingcynicism]

[Shrugs]

[criticalbit]

[I SURE AM OVER HERE MAKING FACES AT A COOKIE.

WHICH I'M POSITIVE YOU DON'T NOTICE OR CARE ABOUT AT ALL.]

[bitingcynicism]

[THERE IS GLARING GOING ON. THERE IS NO TIME FOR NOTICING]

[criticalbit]

[I AM HAVING AN ADORABLE KODEK MOMENT WITH MY ADOPTIVE DAD HERE.

FEELING YOUR PRESENCE NEARBY ISN'T NEEDLING ME!]

[bitingcynicism]

[Agitated tick... increasing... increasing...]

[criticalbit]

[Oh gosh we are being such a smiley Father-Daughter pair at each other! Stars and rainbows and vampires and humans getting along with terrible baked goods kyaa kyaa can you feel us emanating naivete???]

[bitingcynicism]

[I am having severe issues with this nostalgia. SEVERE ISSUES.]

[criticalbit]

[ . . . glancing towards you, for only a moment.]

[bitingcynicism]

[LOOKING AT]

... What are you doing?

[criticalbit]

[ttturning to]

Pardon me?

[bitingcynicism]

I thought you were done with this, playing the human daughter.

Do you think you're doing it for him?

[criticalbit]

I'm not playing--!