itp: it is way too early in the morning.

[fu_noobspeaker]

[Good morning, camp! It is probably way too early to be up, and yet, this is blaring on the speakers on repeat. Outside several of the cabins, the gorillas are shuffling about, knocking on doors and grunting several times - some in tune to the song, even!]

Rise 'n shine, campers and counselors! Some of y'all may have been forgetting the good ol'

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[picking through the muffins! eyes a few with disdain before tossing them aside.]

You'd think someone around here could afford quality control or whatever.

[hyperneurosis]

They made so many that it would probably take too long to pick out the bad ones.

Or they just didn't wanna bother.

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[lifts one up!]

Yeah, but this one? Hard as a rock. You'd think that someone would go through and toss them before placing fresh ones in the mix.

[hyperneurosis]

... Or maybe they're trying to appeal to everyone and missed the mark. By, you know, a lot.

But mostly, I think they probably wanted to be gross.

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I'm leaning towards gross and lazy, myself.

[hyperneurosis]

At least the music is nicer this morning.

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It's a pleasant song. That thing still has a ways to go before it makes up for the other garbage it had been spewing, though.

[hyperneurosis]

I don't even know everything, but I kinda had a rough night, and-well, you know? I wasn't really asleep when it started.

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Good luck getting to sleep now.

[hyperneurosis]

It's probably a better idea to just get some coffee.

[boldstarring]

True. Caffeine does work wonders.

[hyperneurosis]

... Probably more than you know.

Hey, do you know if everyone is gonna be pulled in here or is it just a random selection?

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Do you mean into the mess hall or into camp itself? Because if it's the former, I'm thinking it's random at best - this place likes to keep people on their toes.

[hyperneurosis]

I meant the mess hall. My friend Elena hasn't shown up yet, so I figure the camp thing is pretty random. She'd be more likely to be here than me.

... But I guess that makes sense! I'm not really a good choice for muffins in the morning.

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Not one for muffins?

[hyperneurosis]

I'm on more of an ... iron-based diet. Don't get me wrong, I eat muffins, but noooot usually right when I get up! Or unless I have a reason.