itp: it is way too early in the morning.

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[Good morning, camp! It is probably way too early to be up, and yet, this is blaring on the speakers on repeat. Outside several of the cabins, the gorillas are shuffling about, knocking on doors and grunting several times - some in tune to the song, even!]

Rise 'n shine, campers and counselors! Some of y'all may have been forgetting the good ol'

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[picking through the muffins! eyes a few with disdain before tossing them aside.]

You'd think someone around here could afford quality control or whatever.

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. . .

Is that code for something?

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... Um, kind of.

Do you know anyone with the name Salvatore here?

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I hang around with Damon frequently.

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... Well! I guess that answers that. I'm from the same place as him and his brother.

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You're not with Katherine, are you?

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No.

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Awesome.

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... Did she do something to you or was she just annoying?

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[ticks points off on one hand. she may notice a hemp bracelet around one of his wrists that just so happens to have vervain woven in.]

She's crazy, she did something the other week apparently - I still don't get what, and she treated my neck like an all-you-can-eat buffet a few months ago.

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... Right, she does that. I'm sorry.

I, um, can promise I won't!

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Then we're cool.

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... Good.

I'm Caroline.

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Jesse St. James.

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It's nice to meet you.

So! Question-if you're frequently spending time with Damon, are you close with him?

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We're talking about Damon here. But he doesn't want to tear my throat out, so I'm going to assume that's better than most.