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[fuckyou_chorus]

[IN THE MIDDLE OF CAMP, THERE IS SUDDENLY A BOX. more specifically, a box, a sign that says VOTE, and a stack of ballots with the following options:

Poll

... welp.]

(( VOTERS GET A BALLOON. mingle and go nuts o7 ))

Comments

[burgercraving]

Seriously, is this place Camp Fuck Your Virgins, or what?

[actionpainting]

Not unless they changed the name in the last hour and nobody bothered to tell me.

[burgercraving]

Do I really need to spell it out?

[actionpainting]

I'd rather you didn't. Preserving my innocence and all that.

[burgercraving]

Shame. I was trying to wrack up more community service hours for the week.

[actionpainting]

Next time just try picking up trash or teaching zombies some helpful life skills.

[burgercraving]

You don't think this is a helpful life skill?

[actionpainting]

Explaining innuendo? Doesn't really impress on resumes.

[burgercraving]

I was thinking about health class.

[actionpainting]

I guess there could be more awkward contexts for learning about sex than a mysterious camp poll. Can't be too many, though.

[burgercraving]

Most people are missing the point, anyway.

[actionpainting]

Voting for whatever you want to get a free balloon?

[burgercraving]

Do you really think they're that hard up for blown up latex?

[actionpainting]

Latex blown up with helium? Yes, in fact, I do.

[burgercraving]

... Why?

[actionpainting]

Not sure, exactly. Probably something to do with reminders of childhood and a fascination with colorful floating things.