suddenly: soirée.

[fuckyousoleil]

[On this abnormally cool summer's evening in Camp Fuck You Die, an elaborate tent has been set up just outside the carnival. At 7PM sharp, everything in the carnival lights up - the ferris wheel, the strands of festive lights strung around the Tunnel of Love, even the haunted house are all illuminated. The atmosphere appears to be welcoming,

Comments

[hardlyboy]

[decked out in this number, looking fancy]

Ah, good evening, Lopez-san.

[bows, formal]

[hardlyboy]

I--excuse me??

[burgercraving]

Yes or no. It's pretty simple.

[hardlyboy]

I don't see what business it is of yours.

[burgercraving]

I need to know where she's been.

[hardlyboy]

Why?

[burgercraving]

An experiment.

[hardlyboy]

Does the end result involve some activity at Jennifer-san's expense?

[burgercraving]

... I've done a lot for her, but not that.

[hardlyboy]

[sighs]

There was a time in which our relationship was more physical, but that is all.

[burgercraving]

... Was it because you looked like a dude?

[hardlyboy]

I cannot say.

[burgercraving]

So she'll probably just do anyone even kinda hot.

[hardlyboy]

You're certain of this?

[burgercraving]

With the exception of that guy who should've stopped eating his wheaties. Being that tall is <>not hot.

[hardlyboy]

And how well would you say you know her to be able to discern this?