suddenly: soirée.

[fuckyousoleil]

[On this abnormally cool summer's evening in Camp Fuck You Die, an elaborate tent has been set up just outside the carnival. At 7PM sharp, everything in the carnival lights up - the ferris wheel, the strands of festive lights strung around the Tunnel of Love, even the haunted house are all illuminated. The atmosphere appears to be welcoming,

Comments

[hardlyboy]

[decked out in this number, looking fancy]

Ah, good evening, Lopez-san.

[bows, formal]

[burgercraving]

We live together.

[hardlyboy]

And?

[burgercraving]

... And maybe we've been physical, too, what does it matter to you, Dickgirl?

[hardlyboy]

It matters when you insult someone I consider a friend.

[burgercraving]

Huh ... I insulted her?

[hardlyboy]

Are you not aware of that?

[burgercraving]

I was sticking with you.

[hardlyboy]

What do you mean?

[burgercraving]

Dickgirl.

[hardlyboy]

--I would prefer it if you not call me crude names either. I was referring to your insinuation of her preferences.

[burgercraving]

Are you trying to say that Jennifer isn't a shallow bitch?

[hardlyboy]

I'm trying to say that it's wrong to judge her. She is as much an individual as you or I.

[burgercraving]

How the fuck did she end up with you?

[hardlyboy]

It's a long story.

[burgercraving]

And boring, I bet.