itp: you're going to need a bigger boat

Aug 02, 2011 21:24

[GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS! It's Shark Week. No, not that one. SHARKS EVERYWHERE. IN YOUR SOUP. IN YOUR BATHTUB. IN YOUR CLOSET. FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.

SHAAAAAAAAmingleAAAAAAARKS]

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zerozerogrump August 3 2011, 04:34:01 UTC
[calmly shoots the shark in his closet]

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acceleratederp August 3 2011, 04:35:45 UTC
004?

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zerozerogrump August 3 2011, 04:36:33 UTC
Looks like we have a bit of an infestation.

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acceleratederp August 3 2011, 04:40:58 UTC
A big one.

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zerozerogrump August 3 2011, 04:42:41 UTC
Check if there are any more of them around.

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acceleratederp August 3 2011, 04:45:33 UTC
Where else could they be hiding?

[but checking]

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zerozerogrump August 3 2011, 04:47:13 UTC
How should I know? I didn't expect to see one in the closet. Mostly I expect to see Jet's terrible taste in clothing.

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nosenolimits August 3 2011, 04:52:31 UTC
[I'M LIKE, RIGHT HERE, ASSHOLE]

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zerozerogrump August 3 2011, 04:53:30 UTC
Oh, I didn't see you there.

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nosenolimits August 3 2011, 04:55:07 UTC
You missed one, by the way.

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zerozerogrump August 3 2011, 04:55:38 UTC
[shoots it]

I'm going to run out of bullets at this rate.

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nosenolimits August 3 2011, 04:57:58 UTC
I was talkin' bout the one on your face.

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zerozerogrump August 3 2011, 05:11:03 UTC
Are you sure? That nose of yours fits the bill.

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nosenolimits August 3 2011, 05:15:03 UTC
zerozerogrump August 3 2011, 05:18:31 UTC
Maybe they're all here because they think you're their long lost mother.

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nosenolimits August 3 2011, 05:21:56 UTC
Then maybe you should zip it before I convince them to eat you.

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