itp: you're going to need a bigger boat

[cuebattlemusic]

[GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS! It's Shark Week. No, not that one. SHARKS EVERYWHERE. IN YOUR SOUP. IN YOUR BATHTUB. IN YOUR CLOSET. FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.

SHAAAAAAAAmingleAAAAAAARKS]

Comments

[zerozerogrump]

[calmly shoots the shark in his closet]

[zerozerogrump]

Try it. I'm the guy who actually has weapons on him.

[nosenolimits]

Yeah. And pretty much nothing else.

[zerozerogrump]

Maybe you can go fly them to death. I'm sure that'll help.

[nosenolimits]

You callin' me useless?

[zerozerogrump]

Don't need to. The evidence speaks for itself.

[nosenolimits]

[oops. did i punch that shark accidentally too close to your head?]

[zerozerogrump]

What, you can't aim?

[nosenolimits]

Yeah, guess so. Missed the real predator. [to the ... passed out shark] Sorry, big guy.

[zerozerogrump]

I'm a predator how exactly.

[nosenolimits]

What, I gotta spell everything out for you now?

[zerozerogrump]

It was rather random.

[nosenolimits]

You know me, it's not like anything I ever say is worth a damn thing.

[zerozerogrump]

When did you get so fragile?

[nosenolimits]

When did you start caring what I do?

[zerozerogrump]

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