itp: you're going to need a bigger boat

[cuebattlemusic]

[GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS! It's Shark Week. No, not that one. SHARKS EVERYWHERE. IN YOUR SOUP. IN YOUR BATHTUB. IN YOUR CLOSET. FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.

SHAAAAAAAAmingleAAAAAAARKS]

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[zerozerogrump]

[calmly shoots the shark in his closet]

[nosenolimits]

...

[zerozerogrump]

Okay, what's with you?

[nosenolimits]

Nothing.

[zerozerogrump]

Spill.

[nosenolimits]

I don't have to listen to orders from you.

[zerozerogrump]

Then don't expect me to listen to you whine.

[nosenolimits]

I'll whine as much as I fucking want to. Nobody asked you to stick around.

[zerozerogrump]

... Well, since you clearly need some alone time, I think I'll go have a drink.

[leaving]

[nosenolimits]

...

[nosenolimits]

[grabbing onto the back of his sleeve]

...

[zerozerogrump]

What? I can't leave either?

[nosenolimits]

[... inhale, then lets out a defeated sigh]

Let's not do this again.

[zerozerogrump]

... Fine.

[nosenolimits]

[drops his hand but stays there]

Com'on. I owe you a few beers.

[zerozerogrump]

All right.