itp: you're going to need a bigger boat

[cuebattlemusic]

[GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS! It's Shark Week. No, not that one. SHARKS EVERYWHERE. IN YOUR SOUP. IN YOUR BATHTUB. IN YOUR CLOSET. FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.

SHAAAAAAAAmingleAAAAAAARKS]

Comments

[bluetilator]

[guess who has caught her own shark and is waving it about]

Perhaps Marcy would enjoy a pet.

[runstowardsfire]

*might actually be feeling sorry for the shark*

. . . Does Marcy even know how to keep a pet?

[bluetilator]

Keeping a pet is not difficult. Most can feed themselves.

[runstowardsfire]

What's the shark going to do for food in Camp?

[bluetilator]

There is an endless supply of zombies. I see no reason they would not be edible.

[runstowardsfire]

[poor shark]

I see. What if it gets lost in the cornfields?

[bluetilator]

I would put it in water. Do you put fish in corn?

[runstowardsfire]

But it's a shark that can fly. And the pond is not that big.

[bluetilator]

If Marcy wants a pet she will have a pet. Without water, it will die, whether she keeps it or not.

[runstowardsfire]

. . . So what's Marcy's opinion on it now?

[bluetilator]

I will give her the shark and see how she feels about it.

[hint: she feels like it makes a good play toy]

[runstowardsfire]

[oh dear]

So you're . . . Marcy's friend?

[bluetilator]

I am her protector.

[runstowardsfire]

That's interesting . . . So what are you protecting her from?

[bluetilator]

I am protecting her from everyone else. The people here are bored and dangerous. I keep them apart from her.

[runstowardsfire]

You must be good at your job. Though I think most people wouldn't even consider going near her silo.