itp: you're going to need a bigger boat

[cuebattlemusic]

[GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS! It's Shark Week. No, not that one. SHARKS EVERYWHERE. IN YOUR SOUP. IN YOUR BATHTUB. IN YOUR CLOSET. FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.

SHAAAAAAAAmingleAAAAAAARKS]

Comments

[bluetilator]

[guess who has caught her own shark and is waving it about]

Perhaps Marcy would enjoy a pet.

[bluetilator]

I live to work.

[runstowardsfire]

SO you're one of the counselors here?

[bluetilator]

Yes. Would you like me to counsel you?

[runstowardsfire]

. . . What sort of counseling do you normally do?

[bluetilator]

I counsel people to stay away from Marcy.

[runstowardsfire]

I'll consider myself warned then.

[bluetilator]

You are more sensible than most here.

[runstowardsfire]

It comes with being a witch. You're very dedicated to your job, Miss . . .?

[bluetilator]

I am Illyria.

[runstowardsfire]

I'm Tiffany. It's nice to meet you . . . despite the sharks flying all over the place.

[bluetilator]

I find the sharks mildly amusing.

[runstowardsfire]

Probably because you can lift one in each hand . . .

[bluetilator]

They are not heavy.

[runstowardsfire]

I suppose they wouldn't be for you . . . but most people aren't so strong.

[bluetilator]

Yes, humans are weak and fragile. Minor demons, barely less so.