itp: you're going to need a bigger boat

[cuebattlemusic]

[GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS! It's Shark Week. No, not that one. SHARKS EVERYWHERE. IN YOUR SOUP. IN YOUR BATHTUB. IN YOUR CLOSET. FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.

SHAAAAAAAAmingleAAAAAAARKS]

Comments

[nosenolimits]

... It could be worse. They could be robot attack sharks.

[actionpainting]

Hey, they still could be. Cleverly disguised as normal flying sharks, just waiting for the right moment to strike.

[nosenolimits]

Well gee, guess I jinxed us.

[actionpainting]

Thanks Jet. Thanks a lot.

[nosenolimits]

Just doin' my job.

[...punching a shark in a nearby tree]

[actionpainting]

--now did it feel like you were punching the deep sea version of the terminator?

[nosenolimits]

This one probably won't be back any time soon, so no.

[actionpainting]

Well that's a relief. Excellent punch, by the way. Ten out of ten points for style!

[nosenolimits]

I've had some good practice.

[actionpainting]

Do a lot of shark punching back home?

[nosenolimits]

Believe it or not, yeah.

[actionpainting]

I can't decide if I'm jealous or not.

[nosenolimits]

Hey, you could always try and up my count. Word on the street is that they're deathly allergic to sarcasm.

[actionpainting]

I don't see how that helps me, since I am always sincere.

[nosenolimits]

I guess you'll just have to sit back and watch me save the day again.

[actionpainting]

That's fine, I've already saved the world from flying fish. I can let you have this one.