itp: you're going to need a bigger boat

[cuebattlemusic]

[GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS! It's Shark Week. No, not that one. SHARKS EVERYWHERE. IN YOUR SOUP. IN YOUR BATHTUB. IN YOUR CLOSET. FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.

SHAAAAAAAAmingleAAAAAAARKS]

Comments

[bluetilator]

[guess who has caught her own shark and is waving it about]

Perhaps Marcy would enjoy a pet.

[flylittlepony]

I suppose it would be cleaner.

[bluetilator]

Not really.

[flylittlepony]

Uhm, we are talking about vampires? With the sharp claws and gnashy teeth?

[bluetilator]

And the whining and the crying and the dripping blood everywhere, and always leaving beer cans and cigarette butts wherever he likes.

[flylittlepony]

Oh...

[bluetilator]

Vampires are terrible pets.

[flylittlepony]

Maybe you should try something a little more... low maintenance.

[bluetilator]

What kind of pet maintains itself with little work?

[flylittlepony]

Uhm, I guess if you already had a vampire, maybe try somepony who can clean up after themselves?

[bluetilator]

Are you volunteering?

[flylittlepony]

What um I uh

[bluetilator]

You should answer me.

[flylittlepony]

B-but, I mean, isn't there a better option?

[bluetilator]

You don't think you're good enough to be my pet.

[flylittlepony]

Well, I've never really been one before, I wouldn't even know what to do, and wouldn't you want somepony more comfortable with the attention and responsibility and so on...