itp: you're going to need a bigger boat

[cuebattlemusic]

[GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS! It's Shark Week. No, not that one. SHARKS EVERYWHERE. IN YOUR SOUP. IN YOUR BATHTUB. IN YOUR CLOSET. FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.

SHAAAAAAAAmingleAAAAAAARKS]

Comments

[bluetilator]

[guess who has caught her own shark and is waving it about]

Perhaps Marcy would enjoy a pet.

[runstowardsfire]

*awkward*

Er--then what am I suppose to say to that?

[bluetilator]

Don't say anything.

[runstowardsfire]

All right then.

*really penetrating silence goes here*

[flylittlepony]

Don't hurt her!

[bluetilator]

Don't hurt who?

[flylittlepony]

The shark.

[bluetilator]

[too late haha, the shark's in Marcy's cool grip now]

I do not intend to harm the shark.

[flylittlepony]

[fffff]

I'm sure she wasn't meaning it in a bad way...

[bluetilator]

If the shark were cruel I would not gift her as a pet to Marcy.

[flylittlepony]

Well, I hope they like each other.

[bluetilator]

It would be good for her to have a pet. I found having a pet to be an interesting distraction.

[flylittlepony]

What kind of pet do you have?

[bluetilator]

He is a vampire named Spike. His daily trials are amusing.

[flylittlepony]

That's... interesting. I-i haven't heard of keeping a vampire as a pet before...

[bluetilator]

I wouldn't be satisfied with a cat.